The Debate on Masks

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Pro Mask

-Covid is still a prevalent, and serious infectious disease. We should continue wearing masks for the safety of those immunocompromised people in our society.

-Anti-mask people are too overconfident in their looks.

-I didn’t have to care about how my face looked, which allows me to sleep in.

-Common sicknesses won’t be transmitted as easily, so it benefits everyone during the flu season.

-Getting to wear a mask all day is like getting permission to wear a chastity belt on my face.

-Wearing a mask allows me to protect those around me from suffering the consequence of my terminal RBF.

-A mask is like a swiss army knife for the face: you could use it as a parachute, lasso, slingshot, saddle, or even a menstrual cup. There is no limit to the potential of a mask if you use your brain.

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Anti-Mask

-Masks restrict our nasal flow, how could any functional human breathe with multiple layers of fabric over their two vital respiratory orifices, the mouth and nose.

-How are we able to see each others’ smiles if we have face coverings? How will my 3rd grade child connect with their teacher? How do you expect my 12th grade son to get his first kiss if a mask is blocking his mouth?

-All the people who wear masks, despite the CDC saying they are optional are just hiding their atrocious faces. Thank you for protecting our community from the real disease, your hideous cranial region.

-Most importantly, masks are a violation of my constitutional rights under my 14th amendment equal protection clause. My ancestors built this country, and they would be absolutely petrified if they saw this dictatorship of communism the good ‘ole USA is under.

-The liberal homozygotes are oppressing us. WHAT MORE CAN THEY TAKE????!!!!?!?!?!?!?!? My right to shoot my d*mn horse is already gone, I can’t lose any more!