Photo Poll: What do you think of lassoing as an alternative to conventional abortion?

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"While we do think this is a very important topic, we do care about the health of all partners and customers and do not think the lasso would be a safe technique. However, try our new Spring drink, the toasted vanilla oat milk shaken espresso."

-Starbucks Siren

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"I will rain hellfire on all those who try to restrict my right to a lasso abortion. It’s safe, effective, and cleanly. No harm to anyone is done in it, so why should anyone care!"

-Sandy Cheeks

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"What would be the benefit of a lasso over a proper medical technique? We shan’t get into the politics of this, but I have to wonder about the possible merits of such a procedure."

-Rob

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"As former #IncrescentDictator, I do not condone this pathetic level of primitive behavior. Abortions are immoral, and just the thought of this deranged ritual makes me absolutely sick."

-Bre Drizzle

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