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by Trin-Trinchilla

Pun Editor

April 2022

You’ve all heard, why did the chicken cross the road?

But have you ever heard, why do the fungi avoid the toads?

To make mush-room for their breedings.

Avoid the bar, what about we travel the world.

Enough about insects, what about we take a tour-toise.

Junk food or vegetables, it doesn’t matter the type.

It can be cheesy, saucy, or even pickled alike.

It almost seems like our pastel-ence for spring is wearing thin.

Candy, chocolate, hens-dreds of calories all in one tin.

Time is speeding fast, splash-tacularly moving into spring.

These puns really do sting.

Too many puns, filled to the brim with egg-cellence.

Bless you, it’s the allergies from the bee-utiful weather.

Although these puns are an insistence.

The weather is certainly bow-tiful.

With April in season, what better than a chaotic poem.

At least it’s better than student loans.